fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy
twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance
my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time
panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it
"imagine your otp trying to build ikea furniture" no how about
imagine my convention friends get their asses here and help me build my sewing desk.
Ikea is calming at first, then suddenly stressful. I’m going to the barn now to avoid traffic but I only have my paddock boots and half chaps with me ew.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich