I am Corg from planet Corgatron. My kind has successfully completed phase one of infiltration: reconnaissance. The humans do not suspect a thing and we are learning many things about their many weaknesses.
However, they do insist on ‘grooming’ and we must tolerate this as part of our mission. I must admit the warm blow dryer can be nice. We are installing them on our ships.
A more difficult aspect of this ‘grooming regimen’ is nail trimming. They insist on touching our nails. Some of our kind are able to resist the urge to attack better than others but it is still a struggle. I am particularly well practiced in this. I barely show my teeth.

I am Corg from planet Corgatron. My kind has successfully completed phase one of infiltration: reconnaissance. The humans do not suspect a thing and we are learning many things about their many weaknesses.
However, they do insist on ‘grooming’ and we must tolerate this as part of our mission. I must admit the warm blow dryer can be nice. We are installing them on our ships.
A more difficult aspect of this ‘grooming regimen’ is nail trimming. They insist on touching our nails. Some of our kind are able to resist the urge to attack better than others but it is still a struggle. I am particularly well practiced in this. I barely show my teeth.

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